From ff4917af2f266d120484fc49a5a3f46be9cb9f1a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: =?UTF-8?q?Hern=C3=A2ni=20Marques?= <hernani+magikoopa@vecirex.net>
Date: Fri, 10 Jul 2026 17:51:00 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] bank: culture-neutral funny account stems (curated list)

---
 scripts/taler-bank/demo-withdraw-api.py | 47 +++++++++++++++----------
 1 file changed, 29 insertions(+), 18 deletions(-)

diff --git a/scripts/taler-bank/demo-withdraw-api.py b/scripts/taler-bank/demo-withdraw-api.py
index 21d5f16..e0e6832 100755
--- a/scripts/taler-bank/demo-withdraw-api.py
+++ b/scripts/taler-bank/demo-withdraw-api.py
@@ -123,28 +123,39 @@ def mint_withdraw() -> dict:
     }
 
 
-# Funny stems for usernames / display names (bank-safe when lowercased)
+# Funny stems for usernames (bank-safe [a-z0-9-]).
+# Source: hand-curated in this file only — not scraped from the web.
+# Keep culture-neutral: light space / physics wordplay, no animals, foods,
+# body parts, religion, politics, or slang that can offend.
 _FUNNY_STEMS = (
-    "space-potato",
-    "cosmic-slug",
     "nebula-nudge",
-    "orbit-onion",
+    "orbit-echo",
     "voidwave-vibe",
     "comet-crumb",
-    "quark-quack",
-    "plasma-pickle",
-    "astro-bagel",
-    "lunar-llama",
-    "warp-waffle",
-    "photon-pickle",
-    "galaxy-gherkin",
-    "rocket-raisin",
-    "satellite-salsa",
-    "meteor-muffin",
-    "blackhole-burrito",
-    "stardust-pretzel",
-    "hyperdrive-hummus",
-    "tachyonic-taco",
+    "quark-pulse",
+    "plasma-spark",
+    "astro-glint",
+    "lunar-loop",
+    "warp-ripple",
+    "photon-bloom",
+    "galaxy-drift",
+    "rocket-ribbon",
+    "satellite-swirl",
+    "meteor-mint",
+    "stardust-swirl",
+    "hyperdrive-hum",
+    "cosmic-coral",
+    "space-spark",
+    "nova-nibble",
+    "aurora-arc",
+    "solar-swish",
+    "pulsar-pop",
+    "comet-cloud",
+    "orbit-opal",
+    "zenith-zip",
+    "eclipse-echo",
+    "horizon-hum",
+    "starlight-step",
 )